I'm just a fag that likes junk just like you.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
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You think David Fucking Karp made Tumblr? No, he didn’t He stole the idea from this man. His name was Sebastian Karp, David’s older brother. Growing up Sebastian was the guy everyone loved and David was jealous. When Sebastian created Tumblr, David snapped. His jealousy got the best of him so he locked him in his room and set his room on fire. Sebastian survived but his whole body was severely damaged by the flames. He ran away of embarrassment. Nobody knows where he is. Rumor has it he still lurks at the Tumblr headquarters and unplugs the servers every now and then just for revenge. Sometimes that isn’t enough. There are bloggers who just randomly delete and disappear without a trace. He kidnaps them and tortures them like one of those Saw movies. He hates everyone who uses Tumblr almost as much as he hates his own face. Here’s a picture of him. Reblog it. If he sees this picture on your page, he won’t bother you out of fear of himself. If you don’t…well, you’ll be easy pickings for his revenge plot.
…Did Tumblr just create it’s own Creepypasta?
I really hope so. This is good.
Seen better, but this is alright
what the actual fuck
I really hope David doesn’t see this and takes down our Tumblrs 0.0
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Four turn ons eh?
Well lets see here.
Kissing/biting of the neck
Being spanked
Sensual touching
And
Long passionate kisses
cx
oh please
Led Zeppelin: 4 turn ons
The Doors: 2 places you'd like to visit
Pink Floyd: What are some things that make you sad?
The Rolling Stones: What's better, a fling/one night stand or serious relationship?
Jimi Hendrix: Name 8 things that make you happy
The Runaways: Would you say you are self confident?
Metallica: Do you have any special talents?
The Ramones: Do you have any pets?
Simon and Garfunkel: What song(s) help you get through the day?
The Beatles: Are you a flirt?
The Mamas and The Papas: Define yourself in 5 words
Blondie: Are you a virgin?
Nirvana: Are you an artistic/creative person?
David Bowie: Are you a follower or a leader?
Red Hot Chili Peppers: Have you been to any concerts? Which ones?
Iron Maiden: Would you say you have a "sexy" figure?
Guns N Roses: Do you do drugs?
Motörhead: Are you a totally badass motherfucker?
Pat Benatar: Ever been in love?
The Who: 2 of your favorite foods and 2 of the foods you hate
Pantera: Did you ever get into a fist fight?
The Moody Blues: What's your favorite genre of music?
Journey: What's your favorite band?
Genesis: Do you genuinely care about others, even strangers?
AC/DC: Name 7 things people do that piss you off
Paul Anka: Are you a romantic person?
The Kinks: 3 of your favorite blogs
Suzi Quatro: What do you look like right now?
Motley Crue: What are your favorite brands? (Define your sense of style)
Neil Young: Do you play any instruments?
Rainbow: What's better, day or night?
Joan Jett: Sexual orientation?
The Misfits: Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
Janis Joplin: In your opinion, what was the greatest time or era for music?
Deep Purple: 3 of your greatest fears
The Tragically Hip: 6 things you want to accomplish
Aerosmith: Favorite celebrity? Least favorite?
Johnny Cash: Are you a religious person?
The White Stripes: Are you close with your family?
Madonna: Describe your crush
This is a cool website that lets you calculate your age had you lived on any of the other planets in the Solar System. It not only gives your age in days and years but also tells you when you can celebrate your next birthday if, say, you lived on Mars.
hairyfootedtimetravellingwizard:
Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.
I CANT BREAHTE
Dobby is a free elf
DOBBY IS A FREE ELF
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When someone calls me attractive
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Colours of the night by Dariusz_Lakomy on Flickr.
